A Dual Review of What’s New: Starring Raymond Pettibon and Iris Apfel in T Magazine.  Their comments on the James Read Sleep Mask are 100% brilliant!

“I used to tan. That’s why I look like an old shipwreck. I’ve got barnacles and bumps and spots and everything. I’m afraid to use this because I don’t want to get any kind of reaction, but I think it’s a great idea.” – Iris Apfel
“It definitely makes you tanner. I normally have a dark complexion, so much so that I remember coming home with the family from Tijuana and the border patrol asking me questions, as if my parents were bringing home a Mexican orphan.” – Raymond Pettibon